Writing Challenge: Bullet the Day

•Woke up at 4:45am to son crying

•Held, rocked, attempted to placate teething 1 year old

•Turned on Sesame Street 

•6am: laid son back down, returned to my own bed

•715-kissed by husband 

•730- Awake, followed morning wake up routine 

•745-son up, much happier

•815-drop off son at daycare 

•830-Breakfast of steel cut oats and unseasoned egg whites at home

•930-visited by neighbor with a birthday invite; discussed helping child STTN

•10:30 -Petco for flea applications and carpet cleaner; provide two kitty household in harmony advice to girl at register who asks me for help with her friends' cats

•11:00 - Kroger for more eggs and broccoli, thank my clerk and bagger by name, wish them a good day

•1130--meal 2 Chicken and Broccoli

•1146--treat kitties, place them out of harm's way, sprinkle flea carpet and let sit for 1 hour

•12-1: Orange is the New Black

•1-3: vaccuums, clean dishes, clean baseboards

•3-4: Plyometrics 😣😩🤕 OUCH.

•4-429pm: Visit Target for Elli Quark, purified water, and 5 lb weights for arm day

•430: Add Cursed Child to my basked

•431: decide line is long. Open book and begin reading 

•432: another lane opened, I'm quickly ushered into it

•5pm ravenously devour a quark, a tortilla with lunch meat, some bread and butter pickle chips, and a mini Larabar and accepting 3 day fix protein and veggie only defeat at the halfway mark 1.5 days in

•530 Feeling 110% less stabby, I read two chapters of Welcome to Night Vale

•6-Collect child from daycare. 

•630 Play horsey and color with son

•700 Read 3 bedtime books

•730 Husband home

•745 I mow back yard

•815 Come inside all sweaty, nurse son to sleep

•830 tend to husband with summer flu, chitchat, watch Futurama episode about universe boxes

•9 retire to bedchamber 

•Brush and floss. Ain't about that life of oral decay

•915--watch Kylo Ren sing Rihanna's "Work" and laugh hysterically

•925--Vow to read something highbrow tomorrow

•930 begin typing bulletin

•10pm go to sleep?